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Power Bars to the People But Not Mommies

Man cannot live on power bars alone. Yeah? Tell that to the billion dollar industry that has given the chocolate bar the best damn facelift in history (barring Katharine Chancellor’s on-camera visit to the OR on The Young & The Restless, circa 1984). Talk about dystopia! Originally, the concept of the protein shake, the power…

Roadies

There seem to be less and less people who agree that squeezing into our car for a virtual eternity is a fun family thing. The youngsters, those leeches that don’t pay the bills or even fill out their own school forms, just don’t get why we don’t dole out an arm and a leg for…